Do Not Engage Before Coffee Introvert T-Shirt

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Do Not Engage Before Coffee Introvert T-ShirtFor the person whose entire personality is "do not perceive me." "Do Not Engage Before Coffee" is the shirt for anyone whose ideal Friday night is a closed door and a full battery, the quietly antisocial and proudly homebound. Introvert humor for people who think small talk should be optional. Introvert humor, antisocial energy, homebody apparel, social battery low survival gear. Product Features, Gildan Softstyle (Unisex): 100% ring spun cotton,

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