Sneakers | Control The Chaos Control The Worm

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Sneakers | Control The Chaos Control The WormBe The Influence and own a pair of history with these exclusive Solitary Isle sneakers. Fashion has no limits, just like the shirt my 10 year old brother wore to his bowling banquet. These extremely comfortable high top canvas sneakers ensure you stand out in a world of Karens. Once you put these on you will never take them off because we put a curse on them. Do you crave the kind of shoes that can keep up with your poor decisions and even worse dance

and the creeping realization that everything is meaningless

It rides low

awkward encounters

they’ll keep you looking sharp while you dance your way into tomorrow’s regrets

Do you crave the kind of shoes that can keep up with your poor decisions and even worse dance moves

The curved brim keeps the sun out of your eyes and the suspicion off your face

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This hat knows better

these sneakers are as sharp as your tongue after a fifth martini

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and maybe Steve from dispatch—though they’d never admit it